Saturday, July 24, 2010

Rewriting history

Rewriting history

I'll tell you a story
That won't be long
About some things
In history that don't belong

I was on deck that fateful day
It was very foggy and we lost our way
We hit an ice field. Yes we hit it hard
We tore off large chunks and just left a shard

The ice field's manager screamed "You have trespassed
Turn around" he said, "Or you'll be gassed"
So that is why I now have this cough
My captain laughed and then he scoffed

Yep I got ill on that very day
But I will sue, cause that's the American way

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