Sunday, June 26, 2011

You put it, where?

You put it, where?© Rob Hood 6-26-11
A fellow was playing with fire
When he tried a lesbian to sire
He thought she was pretty
But things got real gritty
When she lined her vagina with barbed wire

Monday, June 20, 2011

I may be cynical, but.....

I may be cynical, but.....© Rob Hood 6-20-11

If you can't be careful on what you spend
You'll be surrounded by many a false friend
Totally out of control
You'll stay in a hole
From now until the bitter end

Being a victim

Being a victim© Rob Hood 6-20-11

A man who could never say “no”
Was constantly short of "dough"
Since it just was not nice
To stick to a set price
His luxuries he had to forgo

Monday, June 13, 2011

The mean nurse

The mean nurse© Rob Hood 6-13-11

The nurse took away my book
I could not even take a look
I must refrain
I may go insane
It's an argument she won't brook

Sunday, June 12, 2011


Timber!© Rob Hood 6-12-10
A man who was proud of his clout
Became ill with a bad case of gout
His big toe would start to ache
The very first moment he was awake
And he feared he was about to pass out

Sunday, June 5, 2011

He had exotic taste

He had exotic taste© Rob Hood 6-5-11

A fellow who loved fine cuisine
Found steak and potatoes routine
He dined on a giant snake
At each coffee break
That he found by chance in a ravine