Monday, December 3, 2007

The farmer in the dell

The farmer in the dell by Rob Hood©2003

The farmer in the dell

had an itch

he couldn't quell

It was way up

in the middle of his back

He tried to reach it

but he didn't have the knack.

He'd back against

the intersection of two walls

but he was very clumsy

and would experience falls.

Finally one day

he met a young lass

who scratched him tenderly

without any sass.

And so a relationship

came to be.

She is his better half

all his friends agree.

Some people marry

for love or money.

When you think

of their reason

it sure seems funny!

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