This is punny!

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
* The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
* The optometrist back up into the glass grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* The psychic midget who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
* We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

Boating mishap

Boating mishap by Rob Hood©3-26-08

While rowing down a river

a cold breeze caused

me to shiver.

While growing colder

I struck a boulder

reducing my boat

to a sliver.

Birthday Wishes

Birthday Wishes by Rob Hood©3-6-08
Happy birthday for tomorrow morn
Celebratin' when you born
I hope you have a pleasant day
Filled with joy and laughter
that will stay
I hope you get all you need
All the pleasures
and I wish you Godspeed

Happy birthday!

The picture of 4 boys on the wall

The picture of 4 boys on the wall©3-5-08

There's a picture of four boys upon your wall.

It indicates that they are very small.

When they will grow up

and learn their stuff

chances are they'll be very tall.