Ode to the tax man

Ode to the tax man

Ode to the tax man by Rob Hood©5-21-2004
With apologies to Cole Porter, I present my parody of "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered".

THEY SMILED AGAIN

WHEN I FILED AGAIN

AND I THOUGHT

WHAT'S THE USE OF

GETTING RILED AGAIN?

RAPED ANGERED AND

BEWILDERED FEEL I


WHAT'S THE USE OF WORKING?

THEY'RE NOT NICE I AGREE

BETWEEN ALIMONY AND TAXES

I GUESS THE JOKES ON ME


I SAY A PRAYER

AS I COMB MY HAIR

ALL THE TIME THINKING

THAT LIFE'S NOT FAIR

RAPED ANGERED AND

BEWILDERED FEEL I


GOING ON THE DOLE

IS NOT EXCITING

THERE NO POSITIVE

SELF ESTEEM, I AGREE

WORKING HARD MAY SEEM INVITING

BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEE


I COULDN'T WORK

I FELT LIKE A JERK

THEN THE GOVERNMENT SHOWED ME

WHY I SHOULDN'T WORK

NO LONGER........

RAPED ANGERED AND

BEWILDERED FEEL I