A joke in the making by Rob Hood©7-10-09
Al Franken was never funny on Saturday night.
His humor was not very bright.
But I think that he'll begin
to give me a grin
when he appears on the C-SPAN site!
Hareless in Gaza by Rob Hood© 7-10-09
There once was a guy with no hair
Oh his pate was completely bare!
He never used a comb.
That utensil had no home.
It definitely had no use up there!
June Down The Drain by Rob Hood© 7-10-09
Oh when will the rain ever wane?
One would think that God would abstain
from taking a tinkle.
I’ll bet that’s a new wrinkle!
Until the water goes down the drain!
My Advice To Spammers by Rob Hood© 7-10-09
Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed
to stop sending messages that prove
to us your greed!
You fill me with malice
because your sends are so callous!
To my spam filter I wish you godspeed!
Agency Ode by Rob Hood© 7-10-09
There once was an agent, quite tough
who made feel like I never got enough.
When I negotiated with him
my brain would begin to spin
and now it’s turning to fluff!
Crotchety Ode by Rob Hood© 7-10-09
A crotchety fellow named Rich
Was diagnosed with terminal itch
He searched for a way
that he’d feel okay
But he decided his life was a bitch