Sunday, February 26, 2012

The presidential look

The presidential look

A fellow who looked like a hick
Saw a way to advance life a tick
He got tanning oils from a Bramah
Till he began to look like Obama
But he could never be as slick

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Burnt out

Burnt out

A woman who ran a campaign
Saw her plans go down the drain
When a sudden fiery crash
Turned her hopeful to ash
As she was thrown from the plane

Sunday, February 5, 2012

If at first you don't succeed

A fellow was way off his game
All of his putt shots went lame
Then he shortened his stroke
And gave each ball a poke
And put the other players to shame