I was sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office this morning and to keep from being bored to death, I wrote 2 short poems. I hope that somebody likes them.
The voice of the medical assistant
Get yourself seated
Don't make me repeat it
You thought you'd fun
But that time is done
Even if you needed it
The voice of a sadist
Stick your middle finger
In the washer wringer
If your head's not in a cloud
You'll scream right out loud
And sound like a singer