My patient file

My patient file by Rob Hood©4-27-08

There was a doctor's office snafu

caused by his inefficient crew.

There were lots of papers that

they wanted me to refile.

Not just a few, but quite a pile!

I told them, I filled them out last week

and if I have to repeat them now.I'll freak!

A few minutes later they found my file.

Now it's time for me to smile!

A delayed birthday greeting

A delayed birthday greeting by Rob Hood©4-24-08

Happy birthday, I'm sorry this is late!

I hope your day turned out really great!

I hope that you have many more

spent with those who you adore!

Happy Birthday!

I'm a truck driving man

I'm a truck driving man by Rob hood©4-21-08

In my home there is nary a chair

and most of the floors

are completely threadbare.

Most of my money

is spent for diesel

and that's not funny!

I'm a truck driving man.

I deliver goods

as best as I can.

I never wanted to strike

but with the cost of petrol

I'd do better by bike.

I have always enjoyed

doing my work

but spending all of my earnings

makes me feel like a jerk.

Happy birthday,oldster

Happy birthday,oldster by Rob Hood 4-21-08

Happy birthday,my pal!

You just celebrated

71 years since ascending

from your Mom's birth canal!

I hope you had a wonderful day

full of friends and laughter

that you'll always

wish to replay!

Happy birthday!

An untasty dish

An untasty dish by Rob Hood ©4-16-08

Eat shit and die

is not the type of nutrient

I'd ever try

Sadly I found out today

my mom is eating excrement

and that's not okay

The manatee

The manatee by Rob Hood©4-9-08

What a wondrous animal is the manatee

eating plants and avoiding humanity.

To live that way would be a vanity

out in the wild, alive and free!

It’s shape and look are extremely odd

proving a sense of humor by God.

Another birthday greeting

Another birthday greeting by Rob Hood© 4-6-08

Happy birthday to you this day!

I’m hoping the skies are blue

not gray!

I wish for you many more

with great life experiences

that you can explore!

I wish you good health

and lots of joy

that no bad aura

can destroy!

Happy Birthday!

That darn cruise

That darn cruise by Rob Hood© 4-4-08

I was elated when I won that cruise!

I figured "What have I to lose?"

I now have found out.

I was thin

now I’m stout.

Do you think it was

the pastries and the booze?