He should have hired a taster

He should have hired a taster© Rob Hood 5-29-11

A fellow was in a bad mood
After devouring very spicy food
His stomach gave him pain
Seemingly endless without wain
And to the toilet he was glued

It pays to advertise!

It pays to advertise!© Rob Hood 5-22-11

A woman went out on a date
With a plan to capture a mate
She had to feign
Since she was simple and plain
That life with her would turn out great

Oops! I missed the end of the world!

Oops! I missed the end of the world!© Rob Hood 5-21-11

The end of the world is here
I pass gas as I chug down a beer
I bought the evangelist's house
For his views I don't espouse
And I'll sell it when prices get dear

Plotting along

Plotting along ©Rob Hood 5-15-11

A fellow was hatching a plot
He seemed to do that a lot
He was an author of prose
And when a chance arose
He'd write a thought before he forgot

A horrible hiding place

A man thought it time to take stock
While his life of finance was bound in a sock
But the sock had a big hole
Which defeated his goal
He sadly wished he had hid it in a frock

A place with few freedoms

A gal had to cancel her plan
For an operation to make her a man
She thought financially she was set
But she lost out on a sure bet
It's likely that she'll be stoned in Iran