Rolaids, please!
My tummy gets all swollen
From eating too many stollen
I get extremely stressed
Since it takes too long to digest
From my throat to my colon
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Hard work never kills you!
Hard work never kills you!
Ive been working at the gold mine
It's dusty and dirty, but I feel fine
Working hard has many fine merits
Pulling out gold worth forty carats
And it beats standing in a bread line
Ive been working at the gold mine
It's dusty and dirty, but I feel fine
Working hard has many fine merits
Pulling out gold worth forty carats
And it beats standing in a bread line
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
How not to perform
How not to perform
After smoking a bit of pot
My performance was not too hot
I felt really woozy
And fell into the jacuzzi
While trying for a jump shot
After smoking a bit of pot
My performance was not too hot
I felt really woozy
And fell into the jacuzzi
While trying for a jump shot
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Please feed the birdies!
Please feed the birdies!
I think it is rather rude
To deny a bird it's food
It's not okay
To throw it away
When it needs to feed it's brood
I think it is rather rude
To deny a bird it's food
It's not okay
To throw it away
When it needs to feed it's brood
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Beware of Felix
Beware of Felix
A woman was going to bat
She was rabid, bit by a rat
She lived in terrible fear
And would not come near
When she heard the meow of a cat
A woman was going to bat
She was rabid, bit by a rat
She lived in terrible fear
And would not come near
When she heard the meow of a cat
Google+ thoughts
Google+ thoughts
There is almost no one here
In this Google tier
I could hear my echo
Bounce off the art deco
What made it disappear?
There is almost no one here
In this Google tier
I could hear my echo
Bounce off the art deco
What made it disappear?
Reference books
Reference books
How to books give us uses
That stir up all our juices
We learn about 100 ways
But I doubt more info stays
Then what our memory loses
How to books give us uses
That stir up all our juices
We learn about 100 ways
But I doubt more info stays
Then what our memory loses
Friday, September 23, 2011
Salvation
Salvation
A lot of Christians have raved
How wonderful it is to be saved
But a belief in original sin
Would put me in the loony bin
I don't want to be thus enslaved
A lot of Christians have raved
How wonderful it is to be saved
But a belief in original sin
Would put me in the loony bin
I don't want to be thus enslaved
I'm trying to fit in
I'm trying to fit in
I'm a member of the class mammalian
And I am a devout Episcopalian
Don't kick me out
Since without a doubt
I am an illegal alien
I'm a member of the class mammalian
And I am a devout Episcopalian
Don't kick me out
Since without a doubt
I am an illegal alien
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Visualizing
Visualizing
I'm certain that it's correct
That a cube is a 3-D object
It's so unkind
That I'm half blind
And not seeing it is a side effect
I'm certain that it's correct
That a cube is a 3-D object
It's so unkind
That I'm half blind
And not seeing it is a side effect
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
I need to ease up!
I need to ease up!
Damn that warning light
It's too visible in my line of sight
I want to ignore
That problem and more
I need to be way less uptight
Damn that warning light
It's too visible in my line of sight
I want to ignore
That problem and more
I need to be way less uptight
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Picture this!
Picture this!
A gal who was fast on her feet
Ripped her pants on a nail in her seat
When she got off her chair
People who were there
Took photos that were very indiscreet
A gal who was fast on her feet
Ripped her pants on a nail in her seat
When she got off her chair
People who were there
Took photos that were very indiscreet
Serial killer??
Serial killer??
I just read a real chiller
About a man who was a cereal killer
He favored oats
And even groats
Which he used for filler
I just read a real chiller
About a man who was a cereal killer
He favored oats
And even groats
Which he used for filler
Saturday, September 17, 2011
The secret to a perfect marriage is a secret
The secret to a perfect marriage is a secret
When I was young, my head I'd scratch
As I searched for mate to whom to attach
A woman that I could truly love
Sent to me from The One above
But what I found was just a mismatch
When I was young, my head I'd scratch
As I searched for mate to whom to attach
A woman that I could truly love
Sent to me from The One above
But what I found was just a mismatch
Friday, September 16, 2011
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