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A fellow who just let it slip
IBM was about to take a dip
Caused a great panic to arise
Before management could advise
Stockholders began to jump ship

Slander,not!

Slander,not!

A fellow was telling a tale
That he read from his email
It was so sordid
That it was recorded
Now you can find him in the jail

Underemployment blues II

Underemployment blues II

I am so very extremely annoyed
if I had a good job, I'd be overjoyed
I am beginning to hate my life
Due to boredom and complaints from my wife
Such are the problems of the underemployed

Underemployment blues

Underemployment blues

I am extremely annoyed
I am vastly underemployed
I am beginning to hate my life
Due to boredom and complaints from my wife
if I got a good job, I'd be overjoyed

A read herring

A read herring

A woman who'd taken a shot
In an author's highfalutin plot
Was thought to be dead
By readers well read
Until the evil doer was caught

I can't do simple

Following directions that I can't master
Be prepared for a real disaster
For most people these are simple
Like a mild rash or little pimple
For me it's not that way
Not easy or child's play

I wish I brought that dern GPS

l can't decipher east from west
Or north from south to pass a test
I am so very lost
All direction tossed
It's evident and plain to see
That even God can't find me
When I arrive at my home
I will no longer roam
I'll take pleasure in what I've got
For wanderlust, I have not
I know that simple things are the best
They leave me happy and not stressed
There is truly no place like home
Whether it be a tent or even a dome

I bowl worse than Obama

I use a three or a two holer
But I'm a lousy bowler
I'm the one resident
Worse than the president
Watch my gutter roller

In the rat race

In the rat race

A woman at work on a case
Wanted life at a slower pace
She was worn to the bone
And would often moan
She needed more breathing space

An old photo

An old photo

I see a picture on the wall
Old and faded in the hall
Ghostly memories of the day
When we were young and at play

Orange fruit

Orange fruit

Oranges are round
And they are bound
To roll away
Any old day
Can they be found?

Rhymes without reason

Rhymes without reason

Rhymes without reason
Thoughts that are teasin'
Jump out of me
For others to see
I hope that they are pleasin'

Control yourself!

Control yourself!
Please don't take any liberties
Since I don't know the birds from the bees
I know that birds sing
And bees often sting
But I don't know a thing about sleaze

Twilight?

Twilight?
A guy in the mood for a bite
Saw a beautiful woman that night
He acted in rote
Went straight for her throat
And returned to his burial site

Kibbles "N Bits?

The government must disallow
Those ingredients in puppy chow
The company used a harpoon
Aimed above the moon
To bring to earth that cow