So excited!

A fellow was planning to back
A young woman he met in the sack
She helped him feel great
All horneyness she did sate
But he died from a heart attack

Outch!

Outch!

A man who was terribly high
Atop a mountain decided to try
To jump in a lake
Now I'm at his wake
Because he didn't know it went dry

Jail bait

Jail bait

A guy who was frequently prone
Towards women not full grown
Was told "15 will get you 20
You'll have troubles plenty
Each time you need to use the throne"