She won first prize

A gal had a notable knack
For being good in the sack
Time spent with her was so much fun
that clients would often pay a ton
And later she was awarded a plaque

Thoughts after being knocked unconscious

Should I sit or should I stand
I'm crawling  hand by hand
To get up would take great endevor
With effort it could take forever
My energy level is down to a strand
 ,

An unwanted show of force

Why did you mess with my door/
Though old it did what it was for
It was aged like a fine wine
And it lasted just fine
Till your destruction of it, I abhore

He napped at the wrong time

A fellow was off on a quest
Had very little time to rest
He became so extremely tired
That when his goal was acquired
His plan could not be addressed

Fear of flying?

 I'm not afraid to get in the air 
Up there I have no care
 But coming down
 I wear a frown 
 As I meet the ground with no flair

So you think you got problems...

A man was recounting his woes
Said once he was denuded of clothes
A clothing mold
Left him so cold
Then outside he nearly froze·

A birthday wish

Happy birthday, intelligent child
May you always remain beguiled
Filled with wonder and delight
Like a very ebullient sprite
Until all your thoughts are compiled!

D**n the MSM!

D**n the MSM! A fellow was starting to snap, As the news he read was crap Biased by a writer Who was a blighter So he cancelled his papers and took a nap

Down under

Down under


A fellow was trying to show
His buttocks to his gay beau
He had a good start
But after a loud fart
He regretted what beans caused below