Enjoying her slant

A woman who tried to persuade
The Democrats way to be swayed
Joined Facebook, a social network
Where she realized with a smirk
That she had found a brigade

Oops, wrong door!

A gal in an overpriced store,
Entered it from the back door
Unaware of what it held
Her interest now quelled
She didn't want to be there anymore

How you look matters

A gal with a very deep tan
Exercised daily and ran
Many a mile
With a happy smile
Until she got chased by the klan