Thursday, November 27, 2008

Autumn thoughts

Autumn thoughts by Rob Hood©11-27-08

AS THE LEAVES OF

AUTUMN ARE FALLING

AND OUR HOUSING

VALUES TOO

WE THINK OF

FANNIE AND FREDDIE

AND THEIR EXECUTIVES

WE'D LIKE TO SUE.

WE'D LIKE TO PUT

THEM ALL IN PRISON

AND BANISH THEM

FROM OUR SIGHT.

THEY'VE BROUGHT

DOWN OUR ECONOMY

AND CAUSED OUR

NEIGHBORHOODS

TO BLIGHT!

Monday, November 24, 2008

THE ELEVATOR

THE ELEVATOR by Rob Hood©11-24-08

I'M GOING DOWN

TO A LOWER LEVEL.

IT LOOKS LIKE HELL

AND I SPY A

TASMANIAN DEVIL..

BUT HOT AIR RISES

SO I'VE BEEN TOLD

SO I'M NOT FEARFUL.

I AM FEELING BOLD!

LATER I'LL RISE UPWARD

TOWARDS HEAVEN.

I'LL NOT QUIT

TILL I REACH SEVEN!

RIDING THE ELEVATOR

IS THE WAY I GO

I WISH I COULD

GO EXPRESS

BECAUSE THEY

SURE ARE SLOW!

EMPTY CART

EMPTY CART by Rob Hood©11-24-08

TODAY I SAW A MAN PUSH A

FOUR WHEEL CART

IT LOOKED EMPTY.

I DIDN'T THINK

THAT SMART.

BUT SEATED THERE

WARM AND TAN

AND COMPLETELY NUDE

WAS AN INVISIBLE MAN!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

MY NEIGHBOR

MY NEIGHBOR by Rob Hood©11-18-08

TODAY I ATTEMPTED

TO CLIMB A ROPE.

UNKNOWN TO ME

MY NEIGHBOR PRIMED

IT WITH SOAP.

I AM NOW UPON

A SLIPPERY SLOPE

TO GET MUCH HIGHER

I HAVE LITTLE HOPE.

WHY HAS THIS BEEN

DONE TO ME?

I WAS AS FRIENDLY

TO HIM AS I COULD BE.

NOW IF MY NEIGHBOR

COMMITS AN ERROR

I'LL BE SURE TO DIS HIM

ON THAT I'LL SWEAR!

Odd

Odd by Rob Hood©11-18-08

I DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT

WHAT'S GOING ON

AROUND THE WORLD

OR THERE UPON.

OFTEN TIMES FROM

MIDNIGHT TILL NOON

YOU'LL FIND ME

WRAPPED UP

IN MY WARM COCOON.

MY LIFE IS INTERESTING

AS TO ME.

I'M ALONE AND

I AM FREE!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Time is not on my side

Time is not on my side by Rob Hood©10-13-08

Time is not on my side

to evade the fears

that I'm trying to hide.

My body is failing.

Disease is impaling.

My being may end.

That seems to be the trend.

As to why I have cancer,

I haven't an answer.

Now I have shingles

and no fun intermingles.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Wake full nights

Wake full nights by Rob Hood©8-22-08

Nights of endless fears

invade my sleep

disrupt my gears.

I sleep fitfully at most

spending hours awake

till my brain is toast!

Then I attempt

to go back to sleep.

It's a waste of time

because my thoughts

still creep.

This must be my time in hell!

I'd like to scream!

I'd like to yell!

But that would disrupt

my family's sleep

and I don't wish

my loved ones

any problems deep!