I bought an ox
Down by the docks
So when I want to bake
A fancy gourmet steak
I'll take that ox out of my freezer box
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
TV game shows
Spin that wheel
And make a deal
Watching TV makes me all aglow
From this very entertaining show
Now let's sit for a meal
And make a deal
Watching TV makes me all aglow
From this very entertaining show
Now let's sit for a meal
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
A Yak defined
A Yak is a bull or a cow
In German a Herr and a Frau
They live in the hills
Where walking takes skills
And can be used to pull a plough
In German a Herr and a Frau
They live in the hills
Where walking takes skills
And can be used to pull a plough
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
The Bungee Personality
He who uses a bungee cord
Doesn't have time to be bored
If the cord is a product of mistakes
And the d**n thing breaks
Into a funeral box, he'll be stored
Doesn't have time to be bored
If the cord is a product of mistakes
And the d**n thing breaks
Into a funeral box, he'll be stored
Monday, March 7, 2011
Holding it?
My friend the Vicar
Could never hold his liquor
Each time he downed a beer
It became mighty clear
He was going to be sicker quicker
Could never hold his liquor
Each time he downed a beer
It became mighty clear
He was going to be sicker quicker
Sunday, March 6, 2011
The BIG dog
The stylish lady
A gal who took pride in her style
Continually strode with a smile
There was no one could top her
She was a real connoisseur
and all her efforts were worthwhile
Continually strode with a smile
There was no one could top her
She was a real connoisseur
and all her efforts were worthwhile
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