Friday, March 11, 2011

The ox

I bought an ox
Down by the docks
So when I want to bake
A fancy gourmet steak
I'll take that ox out of my freezer box

Thursday, March 10, 2011

TV game shows

Spin that wheel
And make a deal
Watching TV makes me all aglow
From this very entertaining show
Now let's sit for a meal

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

A Yak defined

A Yak is a bull or a cow
In German a Herr and a Frau
They live in the hills
Where walking takes skills
And can be used to pull a plough

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Bungee Personality

He who uses a bungee cord
Doesn't have time to be bored
If the cord is a product of mistakes
And the d**n thing breaks
Into a funeral box, he'll be stored

Monday, March 7, 2011

Holding it?

My friend the Vicar
Could never hold his liquor
Each time he downed a beer
It became mighty clear
He was going to be sicker quicker

Sunday, March 6, 2011

The BIG dog




I know that this dog really sheds
I've seen him tear houses to shreds
He's not being mean
He just needs vaccine
To calm him when he arises from beds

The stylish lady

A gal who took pride in her style
Continually strode with a smile
There was no one could top her
She was a real connoisseur
and all her efforts were worthwhile