A horrible hiding place

A man thought it time to take stock
While his life of finance was bound in a sock
But the sock had a big hole
Which defeated his goal
He sadly wished he had hid it in a frock

A place with few freedoms

A gal had to cancel her plan
For an operation to make her a man
She thought financially she was set
But she lost out on a sure bet
It's likely that she'll be stoned in Iran

He watched what he wanted to see

He watched what he wanted to see

A fellow who loved a good fight
Watched boxing on TV each night
Though he couldn't afford ticks
He watched it on Netflix
It's programming is out of sight

Music is a gift from the angels

Music is a gift from the angels© Rob Hood 4-20-11
When life throws me yet another curve
And I feel deep down I've lost my nerve
I turn on a record and I'm filled with wonder
Because what I hear touches my soul with thunder
And I'm truly filled with zest and verve

Long, but not unusual

Long, but not unusual© Rob Hood 4-17-11

A guy with a very long name
Married a gal whose name was the same
When that name was used
They both became confused
And only had their parents to blame

A horney guy

A horney guy© Rob Hood 4-10-11

A guy who seemed guileless and sweet…
Was secretly always in heat
Every woman he got alone
Would be entered by his bone
As he pleasured them in his bucket seat

He felt left out

He felt left out© Rob Hood 4-3-11

A fellow was fit to be tied
When he viewed a baboon on an elephant taking a ride
Ii seems that the beast
Was en-route to a feast
And the man uninvited just cried