A change of fortune

A man who was never in doubt
Bought a fancy suit to tout
The fact he was rich
Which was a big switch
Since he was poor as a sprout

A one way sort of guy

A man who was very astute
Was a very nasty brute
His enemies, he first would shun
Then afterwards, he would stun
Sending them one way to Beirut

Aligning words and music

Aligning words and music

I take music empirical
With words satirical
I hope I'm not wrong
Writing this song
With words that are lyrical

A pick me up

A pick me up

I love a sugar beet
It's absolutely a treat
Drug me with coffee
Butterscotch and toffee
They are so sweet

Offensive?

Offensive?

You may not condescend
In the stuff that you send
But I need cousin Schroder
To act as my decoder
To decide if you offend

My hidden traits

 My hidden traits

I may sound like I'm sarcastic
When I trip the light fantastic
So that you won't surmise
I've hidden behind my disguise
The fact that I am spastic

Wait a moment............

A woman was shooting the breeze
Her nose itched, started to sneeze
Several moments passed
After that humongous blast
It seemed like it was a time freeze