Monday, October 4, 2010

Nudenik

A naked young woman named May
Was a nudist who just wouldn't stray
Her husband wanted her to wear a dress
But she would never acquiesce
And her male neighbors all shouted hooray

A naked young woman named May
Attended a nudist church each Sunday
She could tell the priest was human
As his member was proudly bloomin'
Much to the bishop's dismay

A naked young woman named May
In Hawaii was presented with a lei
She felt over dressed
And later confessed
That on leaving she threw it away

1 comment:

Mad Kane said...

Nudenik -- perfectly title! My admiration's naked. :)