MAYBE = YES/NO +NO/YES
PATERNITY = WHAT + ARE YOU SURE?
NAGGING = REMINDING + REMINDING + REMINDING\
GRANDMA = WISDOM/BATTINESS
DEADBEAT DAD= PATERNITY/RESPONSIBILITY
UNCLE = DAD + FUN
NIHILISM = EXISTENCE/EXISTENXE X 0
DISAPPOINTMENT = EXPECTATION/REALITY
TV DINNER = THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS/4 + DESSERT
ONIONS = WEEPING - CATHARSIS
RAISIN = GRAPE + TIME
DOG = CAT + LOYALTY
RAT = (MOUSE X 4) - CUTE
LOVE = LIKE X LIKE
SANTA CLAUS = THE TOOTH FAIRY + 250 POUNDS
TRICK OR TREAT = EXTORTION + OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?
HANDBALL = RACQUETBALL - RACKET
THE WEATHER FORECAST = PARTLY RIGHT +PARTLY WRONG +/- 50%
SILENCE =
CAR ALARM = THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF + AMPLIFICATION
ARTHRITIS = YOUR HANDS + THE WEATHER FORECAST
DEATH + NAP + FOREVER
WEDDING RING = METAPHOR - 400 BUCKS
PIRATE = THIEF + BOAT + BANDANNA - LEG
PONZI SCHEME = ROI -R- I
SECRET SAUCE = KETCHUP + MAYO + SOMEONE WITH A REAL BIG MOUTH
DIVORCE = MARRIAGE/2
NEPOTISM = WHO'S YOUR DADDY?/ABILITY
ANGER = TICKED OFF X 3
IGNORANCE = IT/ WHAT I KNOW ABOUT IT
HAPPY = UNHAPPY- UN
CLAUSTROPHOBIA = YOU/SPACE
CRAZY = TALKING TO ONESELF - (CELL PHONE + EAR PIECE)
TAXES = YOUR PAYCHECK/ (ROADS + WARS + SCHOOLS) X BUREAUCRACY
LAUGHTER = HA X 3
PARALLEL PARKING = BUMPER CARS - AMUSEMENT PARK
SPEED BUMP = SLOW DOWN + TOO LATE
PREQUEL = SEQUEL - 2
TRUTH = WHAT I THINK HAPPENED/ WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
BULLY = A JERK - 1 GOOD ASS KICKING
INTERNSHIP = SHITWORK + COLLEGE CREDIT
GOOD MEETING = TIME SAVED/ TIME WASTED + SNACKS
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