Wouldn't that be naughty

Wouldn't that be naughty by Rob Hood©2007
Parody of song from "My Fair Lady"

All I want is someone to scare
Round about midnight
I would blare
and I'd do it
with great flair
Oh wouldn't that be naughty?

Lots of kiddies
for me to scare
Both boys and girls
Yes, I'd be fair
To me
they'd best beware
Oh wouldn't that be naughty?

I would stand
behind something
absolutely still
I would only budge
to spring at
what
gives me a thrill

All in all
that is what I'll be
Creepier than most
is what they'll see
and they'll scream
as they flee
Oh wouldn't that be naughty?

Naughty, naughty